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WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY (WITH A GOOD REASON)

Why we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a DIET coke?

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?

Why banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?

why we the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli', meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

Why there are drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering?

Why the sun darkens our skin but lightens our hair?

Why you never see the headline "psychic wins lottery?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why women can't put on Mascara With their mouth closed?

Why is it that doctors call What they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made With artificial flavor, And dishwashing liquid Made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests All your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day With the slowest traffic Called rush hour?

Why isn't there Mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah Swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle For lethal injections?

You know that indestructible Black box that is used On airplanes? Why don't they make The whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink When it rains?

Why are they called apartments When they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, Is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, Why do they call the airport The terminal?

Why someone believes you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a evolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

that If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why there is never a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum leaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the able you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Why banks leave their doors wide open,but chain pens to the counter?

Why people store their useless junk in the garage, but leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway.

Why is it calls a driveway anyway? should it not be a parkway? Should a parkway not be a driveway?

Why is it that if u ship something by ship, it is cargo, but, if u ship it by land, it is a shipment?

Why does Daisy wear a skirt, while Donald doesn't wear any pants?

O.k., pluto and goofy r both dogs,yet one has to stay in a doghouse and eat dogfood, while the other one stays in a house, eats good food, and drives a car?

The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it 's you.